A freshly baked collection of poems for 2009 from Paul Chandler, including 60 new compositions and plenty of daft photos of the writer, his friends, his pets and his pies. Contains the current favourites: The Bear Who Knew Too Much, Chilli Pepper Fingers, The Dagenham Diva, Disgusting of Tunbridge Wells, Do Kittens Drink Custard, How Is He, The King of Rhyme, Swagger, Too Slushy for Snowmen, A Voice in His Head, Whatever and the title verse: If Poems Were Pies.
