Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life.
"The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers."
"Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen.
"No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu.
Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).
