| Titulo | Artista | Tiempo | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | You Stupid C**T | Derek & Clive | 1:29 | ||
| 2 | Coughin' Contest | Derek & Clive | 2:38 | ||
| 3 | Cancer | Derek & Clive | 0:30 | ||
| 4 | Non Stop Dancer/My Mum Song | Derek & Clive | 5:36 | ||
| 5 | Joan Crawford | Derek & Clive | 5:04 | ||
| 6 | Norman the Carpet | Derek & Clive | 1:37 | ||
| 7 | How's Your Mother | Derek & Clive | 4:40 | ||
| 8 | Back of the Cab | Derek & Clive | 6:22 | ||
| 9 | Alfie Noakes | Derek & Clive | 3:00 | ||
| 10 | Nurse | Derek & Clive | 0:48 | ||
| 11 | In the Cubicles | Derek & Clive | 5:15 | ||
| 12 | Ross McPharter | Derek & Clive | 3:41 | ||
| 13 | Hello Colin | Derek & Clive | 0:16 | ||
| 14 | Having a W**K | Derek & Clive | 11:54 | ||
| 15 | I Saw This Bloke | Derek & Clive | 1:41 | ||
| 16 | Parking Offence | Derek & Clive | 5:45 | ||
| 17 | Members Only | Derek & Clive | 3:31 | ||
| 18 | Valerie's Hymen | Derek & Clive | 2:05 | ||
| 19 | Mother | Derek & Clive | 8:48 | ||
| 20 | Young Dudley Moore Performs 'J | Derek & Clive | 1:47 |
